THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST| JACKPOT!

Well folks, you ain't gonna imagine this! Our very own smooth-talking rogue just pulled off a heist so slick, it's got the whole town buzzing. He/She hit the bank clean, making off with a king's ransom. The sheriff are on the case, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their fingers. Word on the street is that he/she might be heading